'Murica thread (Nazi Nation)

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hatchet lol

i read that book when i was like 10 for school.  i bet everyone in canada reads it because it takes place in canada.  and then the guy wrote like 10 sequels

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https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/35131685/blunt-north-korea-warning-to-australia/#page1
idk how true this is.

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"My problem with the wall isn't it being a giant fuck off racist wall, it's that it's too expensive.  We could use that money on law enforcement or CIA escapades, and I believe $21.6b is over double $15b."

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liberals.txt

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[Lambchops]

"My problem with the wall isn't it being a giant fuck off racist wall, it's that it's too expensive.  We could use that money on law enforcement or CIA escapades, and I believe $21.6b is over double $15b."

Yeah it's patently a stupid idea that will never happen because the logistics are just too untennable. Unfortunately that won't stop crooked politicians paying their friends and family members billions while they pretend they're going to do it. That being said, I'm pretty sure 2 x 15 = 30.

[Lambchops]

Romney demands Trump release tax info, dick pics
StubhillNews / May 25, 2017


Former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has doubled down on his demands that former comedian Donald Trump release tax documents, while adding a new demand that Trump verify the suggested size of his genitalia.

“I released pictures of my member at the onset of every election I’ve ever participated in,” said Romney. “American voters have a right to know, and if Trump has nothing to be ashamed of, then he should divulge this information immediately.”

The Trump campaign responded by insisting that he would like to provide pictures, but legal restrictions due to an IRS audit are preventing him from doing so.

Romney quickly took to Twitter to reiterate his demands for transparency.

 

Thanks @marx was right for posting from StubhillNews, I've never found them before.

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These guys are awesome too:

Trump: ‘I Am A Very Stupid Human Being’
The Onion - NEWS IN BRIEF - 5.16.17



WASHINGTON—Responding to a damning Washington Post report alleging he had shared highly classified information with Russian officials, President Donald Trump addressed the concerns of the press, his fellow government officials, and the public at large Tuesday by announcing that he was an incredibly stupid human being.

“I am a big idiot,” said the president, adding that the reason he always messes everything up is that he is a dumb moron who doesn’t know better. “I do a lot of things that don’t make sense and are bad, and that’s because I don’t understand much. If I was smart, I would do stuff better, but I’m not. I’m really, really stupid.”

The commander in chief added that it was probably best if somebody stopped him from doing dumb things all the time because he was too stupid to know how.

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that question almost killed this guy

Q: how would you characterise Saudi Arabia's commitment to democracy?
Senior State dept official: 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶🤔 i think...#HeHe pic.twitter.com/jVtXEtfoLh

— Devirupa Mitra (@DevirupaM) May 30, 2017

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his answer killed me

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that question almost killed this guy

Q: how would you characterise Saudi Arabia's commitment to democracy?
Senior State dept official: 😶😶😶😶😶😶😶😶🤔 i think...#HeHe pic.twitter.com/jVtXEtfoLh

— Devirupa Mitra (@DevirupaM) May 30, 2017

lol