https://stubhillnews.com/2017/03/16/socialist-snowplow/Libertarian killed while protesting socialist snowplow
A libertarian activist was killed this week while protesting against a government funded snowplow.
Ronaldo Paul, the deceased activist, died as he had lived: obnoxiously and on the internet.
Paul was livestreaming while he was run over by the very snowplow he had come to protest.
“If the market truly wanted this snow plowed, then it,” were Paul’s final words before he was run over, abruptly ending the livestream.
Earlier in the day, Paul had tweeted that he was “willing to die to end #snowcialism.”
When reached for comment, family and friends of the deceased asked if they were being detained.
At press time, something something statist, something something strawman.