They aren't me, never have been me, and are impossible to be me.
It's also hilarious that in that same post you're linking to, I bring up that my laptop freezes whenever a game starts for 2 years, and you, who brags about being a tech guy, in your infinite wisdom doesn't even stop to ask about those issues and how they can be fixed but chooses to be petty and try frame a guy for pointing out how bad he is at a 24 year old game. Real solid tech work lambchops, you should reprogram your hacks to make the shit come out of your ass instead of your mouth now. Or do you need a program to tell you how many pushes it will take till it comes out first?