So a peon, dragging his butt mining gold; and behold, he stubbed his foot one day, and tears came into his eyes, knowing that if he did not step up, and complete his mission of mining, or, if dispersed, hacking trees; he would be fed to the ogres, torso, arms, and feet all separately conjectured.
So what is the opinion of this peon? So mischievous was he, he would take the bag of gold over his head, and instead of setting it down like the others, he would spill it, to a small degree; and this was courage.
What punishment is there so strict, that courage would observe it, and be discouraged because of it? Thus, this peon had courage, because the punishment for doing so was, indeed, very strict, and he did it anyways, due to his confrontational stance with the ogress, who would use his sweat and wipe it on herself while moaning in the stronghold finding sexual pleasure. He was despondent.
Now it was about the time of day when the sun begins to curl over the mountains; and the shadows of all the architectural building of the orcish horde were triumphant upon the ground; that the little peon rummaged himself in the bushes, and armed himself with the accoutrements that were bystanders on the ground next to the mound of the ogres, and he took himself a sword, and slew all the ogres' heads, such that there was not even a murmur or argument among them; and blood was fresh on the ground.
He then began to use his new strength, and wet the ground with oil outside the conjunctive buildings aside the stronghold, and lit it such that the fire reached up to heaven.
This same peon, when the commander saw all that he had done, made him captain, and commander; even overseer of all commands, such that to this day, that same peon is in the server arbitrarily issuing orders and conducting reasonings by which players are either decimated or appraised to health. It is not an abstruse saying, that "A peon today, and his breath, however sour, can become that of a lion."
It can be noted that he holds secrecy to his ridicule as a peon, and ventures himself with no distinct recognition to his old appeal; but is altogether a shining example of glory.
