War 2... a synopsis

[jessu001]

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Rentoant: I think the game is stupid
** Mild applause
Simloata: I think YOU are stupid
* Audience * oooooo
Sinhartha: Why does your name look like mine when I beat you on a scale of 20 to 1 being an unfathomably better play on the heirarchical scale of Zit Malfester Orangutan
*Audience * Ahh... Orangutan

Simhartha: I am the best player here
* Audience * It is him! It is him! *thinking immediately

Ranhart: Where is... the preacher

Zimhart: You suck

Tuanlathsis: When war2 was back in the day... people actually edid shit... like built there barracks in 2 second intervals... because there brains were more attuned to get what to do in the game to be fast

Simptho: Retard... I was here in 2000

Rgusthla: In GOW... when players rape... it is good to rape 2... it is better to rape 4... and it is king to rape 9

Agustola: In GOW it is king if you are a moron... stupid... and don't make sense except that you learned the game as a maze making sure you rented the fucking helicopter
Audience * YEEAOW

PESTILENCE: AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT I WOULD FIT IN HERE

Renthaola: When I play 2... I think of myself having an obligation... I am a player of etiquette... but players say... you should have done the whole blowjob and saved s9... 2... (yourself)... and 6, so that the game didn't go lopsided when 12 was given it like your girl

Sophasta: Don't talk like that it is not good etiquette

Ronalthasta: So if I play 2, it is expecting to save the whole game?

Pinostal: Just like s9 is expected to do the same by impacting themself with a hammer before play to know how exactly they must start

Repunzel: Hey guys

** Audience murmurs ** ... how did she get wifi

Tim: Oh... sh--- f--- it's a f---- girl on war- we should not sh-- be fu-- talking sh--- in front FU-- SOPHASTA WT- ARE YOU DOING KICKING THE SH-- OUT OF MY SCREENSHOT I POSTED

Rophenvclaw: I play war2 as an ape... so sometimes when I am talking it comes off that I am not entirely making sense, and I don't type quite colloquially, using grammar, and functional witty sentences

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Ladies and gentlemen  I read all of this yet didn't understand any of it did this guy descend into a higher tier of human knowledge and comprehension? I can't tell if this is some schizophrenic episode or warcraft community being the community it is or some sort of high intellect communication.

[jessu001]

I am sorry you used to be the best player on Kali errrrm NOT 2000 but you had a brain operation and you are demise of understanding wtf is going on

[jessu001]

And nexxt time you listen to SWIFT for advice, take my pill... nada. He is ex-CIA and doesn't understand military surveillance and calls me "schizo" without understanding his breed, forceps, or right of meander, so called for the military police to escort him away from treading on my ground. ENOUGH SWIFT you can't spy on me worth shit. ENOUGH of your "CIA" build he is schizophrenic. You fucking loser you can't even escape a bold lust out of 12. I saw. Enough and good company.

[jessu001]

And sorry for insulting Panda but that is the reason he isn't beating on SWIFT ONE. The "real" reason and the intact reason, not what SWIFT says about someone. Panda actually had a nostalgic brain operation and can no longer play, and THAT is THAT. Alex out. I am sorry to be MEAN but Panda doesn't realize he can't enact humor for plethora of montage, wit, or extraordinary laughter to result from parody, OxY, or Freud.

[Pandaprewmaster325]

CIA? Brain operation ? Nostalgic brain operation excuse me what? Feels cryptic

[jessu001]

THe moral of the story is t hat people on war2 are so dumb, it is hardly even worth remembering anyth8ing anyone did.

[jessu001]

haha j/k     swift saw me get naked at 8... but he would never say I am anything but "new" because he isn't even educated in the Torah.

[Pandaprewmaster325]

The torah? I don't think that book features warcraft 2 players in it  , also I don't think the warcraft community is dumb war2 community is a part of the warcraft community as whole and in my opinion they are the best and most genuine and human out of all online communities.

Their toxicity is both negative and positive I got tired of all the normie behavior of other RTS communities being too nice it feels fake , no warcraft community is real they are a GOATED community.

[jessu001]

To Swift: If you even engage in the Torah, I didn't mean it as an lethal instrument. Suffice it to say, I lost my life studying GOD, incarnate, to leaf, wit, and satisfaction, gave up my whole principal, life, and wit to do it, and I am SUPREME. And if you ever INVITE me into a game with you, know that I can outplay Pandabear if I put my heart to it, and THAT is THAT. Bye, enough said, and "conglomerate out" as the CIA in all their "sUPREME" wisdom surmounted, and that is THAT, it should be "December Out," or something colloquial like the military paradigm, "Sensei, Freud, and OxY," not so... that is Cambridge, ha ha I have them both on ya. And that is that. Swift, invite me sometime to a game with you and analyze, actually ANALYZE what I do. It is not build a hall below s5 to chop, it is to inundate s5 with a secret hall, no brilliant so... the guy that did it/started it was kicked out of the game and his name was Rover007, ha ha not so, my name is jessu001 and no one ever got it, I started in humiliation, not drive or tact. That is THAT. Alex out. And next time you communicate with me over satellite dish, tell the Grey upstairs it is actually YOU I am signaling. Ha ha, ambush for ya, you are not as good as you say and one day, if warcraft 2 is prolonged, I will beat ya and starTale - so named because of my depravity and ruling space being KING of the Illuminati, that is THAT.

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Im starting to like this guy posts feels like its a weird dream put into words had a couple strange dreams....but man the torah? The book of the jews right? What does it have to do with studying god and how does this relate to warcraft 2???


What's next kingdom of heaven being on the moon and NASA lying to us about werewolves on mars?


You know integration is starting to seem pretty understandable compared to this.

[Winchester]

Im starting to like this guy posts feels like its a weird dream put into words had a couple strange dreams....but man the torah? The book of the jews right? What does it have to do with studying god and how does this relate to warcraft 2???


What's next kingdom of heaven being on the moon and NASA lying to us about werewolves on mars?


You know integration is starting to seem pretty understandable compared to this.

You should find one of his legendary threads "a habitation of strangers" if you liked this one