Equinox, since you're too scared to play lone in 1vs1 (you would get 10-0'd even on your best day), lets do this. Since you think you're so good, pick any player you want as an ally and play lone and myself in a 2vs2 series. If you're as great as you believe yourself to be, you should be able to keep up.
My prediction is that your team will lose horribly because you're the weak link, and it doesn't matter who you pick as an ally.