I'm guessing it's because you're in-game trolling is as lukewarm as this attempt at a troll thread. This is war2.... bring your A game.
Sign of the times, I guess
I remember when people used to put some real effort into trolling this forum. Some of the greatest minds ever to play online RTS games have trolled, spammed and brain-farted all over this very site... and now look what we're reduced to.
You sir, are the very embodiment of everything that is wrong with the world today. Bunch of half-arsed lamers looking for a quick result, unwilling to put in the real work to build something beautiful that will really piss people off. Honestly where did you get that rubbish? TrollsForNewbs.com? If the likes of you had the attention span to plan out and enact a decent strategy half the world wouldn't be piddling around playing candy crush and fortnite.
Now go sit in the corner and think about what you should have done