To Koorb; who I haven't seen in so long! To Koorb, my love!

[jessu001]

Oh! Koorb! How you would move your orcs!

How they would proclaim acclamations to you!

Your movements on the screen were too fast to tell.

Your archers even made commandments to bend their bow farther than the eye has hitherto seen.

You are the best, and most amazing player that ever gushed the enemies bowels into, as it were, a folly of corpses.

I would pronounce to you that you are sorely missed; and your person, which expedited gracious feelings, and your appetite for the welcoming of all patrons to your company, all conglomerate to entertain the possibility of seeing, or catching a glimpse of your amazing person yet again; yet another time!

I welcome the possibility that you, again, make contact -- that your whereabouts are not distinguished with question, or disregard for such an amazing person as you are!

You are missed with such strenuous voice, and with such striking emptiness, that the very call of all the players of 'war2' certainly beckons your arrival again; that your person is not dismissed, but remembered in the glorious aspect of all that your coming digests within the moments you are present in our games or lobbies.

I have heard that you find it hard in New Zealand at times; and my prayers do not cease to make forceful love into the glorious return of your person in great success throughout the world; haply, in the love of Jesus Christ.

Seriously, you are SORELY MISSED.

Alex

[MaStA{hR}]

Where is he? 

[tk[as]]

i actually heard someone mention the possibility of suicide... something about him making serious statements about it right before the last time he has logged on ( Mid september 2017 )

[~ToRa~]

^^Funny jessu made this thread cause I was thinking to make a thread about koorb.
I’ve also heard some troubling things in reguards to Koorb. One user said koorb said he would “hang himself and leave war2 forever soon.”
Doesn’t look like he smurfing so there’s no real way to know what happened to him. Unless someone has some contact info from him that is.

[I hate naggers]

i actually heard someone mention the possibility of suicide... something about him making serious statements about it right before the last time he has logged on ( Mid september 2017 )

never liked the guy!!

[tk[as]]

I don't see how liking or disliking him has any relevance

[I hate naggers]

I don't see how liking or disliking him has any relevance

i do. he is (or WAS) like j0n or cumsavourer... he's not people

[MaStA{hR}]

I spent about an hour investigating. There is not much online.

Koorb's First name: Brook (Koorb backwards)
Last name: Unknown
Assumed location: Aukland, New Zealand

Facebook: Koorb Carford / https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=koorb%20carford
It is an inactive facebook, no friends added.

More info:
New Zealand White Pages reveal no known obituaries or citizens by the name of Brook Carford.
It can be assumed Carford is a false last name and can be split into Car Ford, a known basic pseudo name for thousand/millions of people.
Koorb has never commented on a video of his wc2 play on YouTube.
Koorb only posted his first name and no email in his Wc2 Biography.

His email on facebook after going through security settings, I found that it was a******n@hotmail.com. The * are unknown characters. Facebook changed their coding in 2015 so that it is now impossible to find emails via recovery method.

Need to know: His last name, email, birthdate or profession. With any of this information I can find out anything you need to know. I'm done looking up stuff. I'm sure with a few more hours something would pop up.

[O4L]

I remember when he first came back after his last break he said he just got done being homeless and finally had a place to stay and was going to start treating players better. Then he sold that plaque for $2000 ? Wonder if he hit some more financial dificulties. He might just be on the streets again.

[tk[as]]

wtf Masta are u FBI lol

[tk[as]]

does he have an account on these forums? when is the last login for him on here

[~ToRa~]

He does its “willtherealkoorbpleasestandup” I already pmed him.

He not respoding.

[Shotgun]

You have the wrong last name. I know his last name, I will inbox it to you. Also his facebook is gone.

[MaStA{hR}]

You have the wrong last name. I know his last name, I will inbox it to you. Also his facebook is gone.

Thanks SG, I'll see if I can find something later this afternoon. No promises but I hope something turns up. Are you with 100% certainty that that is his last name? If so, gj on having it, it should make things considerably easy. No one is too impossible to find.

[~ToRa~]

Any updates on Koorb?