Hello to all, I am holding a job interview for a position unseen, yet greatly craved.
It is of unnatural occurrence that I write, only in that this esteemed position is actually open.
Kindly remit your text below as your mode of application and let me know of your qualifications for this position.
Any words relevant to the position may be included in text; as well as any qualifications you think supersede the ability to transmit your duties for this ideal vacancy.
Any kind words will be ratified and set forth as an inclination to your correspondence of your willingness to obtain this job; and will be considered with great pondering with other qualifications that you may mandate.
The position is titled "High Guardian of Text"
In this position, you will be required to log into War2 Server once every year, and respond to people who necessitate a great degree of correction. Your ideal estimate would be to one that is lacking the ordinance of gentle propriety, and to strictly enforce passages of text to allay or completely bring that person's such focuses to disgrace. Not in humiliation, but in correction will this tone be managed; and you will set forth peace, as is blessed by the bible, and you will obtain status as a designated member of peacemakers that maintain a disciplinary stance and intolerance to disorderly behavior before companies in War2 Server. Your duties will also include playing a few games from time to time, and calling out on people who completely epitomize their game as the skillset of the Tower of Babel, and completely and ornately visit their open declaration of such feats as nothing before the bible, if not maintained in humility and righteousness.
Please provide your application to this position by submitting text below; and receive the qualifications and scrutiny that will most likely bring your position to fulfillment.
Text below please.
Regards,
Alexander