A Dellam Story

[Rit]

So I hop on war2 the other night for some late night gaming and decide to join a Dellam game...


After getting into the game, we then move onto having a wonderful discussion about bananas...


Wait a minute... WTF... Can it really be that I, the strongest monkey in the world, am losing to Dellam? :O?


Oh wait... nevermind... I can't build more than 3 dragon roosts because I don't have enough oil.  I then realize that the map is fixed order (something I foolishly miss before the game even started). So let's take a look at some of the unit properties on this map...



I sure do miss the good old days when Dellam just used map and build hack...

[Delete mine too]

Full ban and wipe stats newb is done. Any game reports for this game?

[Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart)]

Jamie, I'll tell you the password to the dellam account, but in return, you need to
a) never hack again
b) never host a rigged map again

and if you're caught doing either, we'll use the hardware ban on you to erase you from War2 forever.

Is it a deal?

Deal ,


Also do you think my name is Jamie? Haha


Sent from my iPhone using warcraftchat 2.0

Hmm, is that hardware ban almost finished?

[{Lance}]

Ok, so like, why do the human units cost no gold?  Thats just stupid.  Dellam is such a loser.  At least the human Ballistas still cost a whole whopping 300 wood..... TOTAL.  lol.

[Player]

I don't know, I don't think these ss's are definitive proof.  They could be old or a spoof (claw) framing him again.

[shesycompany]

yeah naners are good for ya!

[{Lance}]

Actually the game report files would confirm these allegations   If the map name matches,  then they are 99% probably legit lol.  If not,  well then I still say burn dellam at the stake anyway just cuz lol.

[Rit]

http://ladder.war2.ru/reports/gr_20160306074946_000165

name="chopfarms" id=#000165
clienttag=W2BN type="top vs bottom" option="4 vs all"
created="Sun Mar 06 07:20:56 UTC" started="Sun Mar 06 07:28:26 UTC" ended="Sun Mar 06 07:49:46 UTC"
mapfile="[ MINI CHOP ++ FARMS ].pud" mapauth="Self-Made" mapsize=64x64 tileset="Unknown"
joins=3 maxplayers=8


dellam           WIN     
SpiRit           LOSS   


On map "[ MINI CHOP ++ FARMS ].pud":

dellam was Human and played for 21 minutes

  Overall Score 136929
           269 for Units
            80 for Structures
        136580 for Resources

  Units Score 269
           178 Units Produced
            91 Units Killed
           109 Units Lost

  Structures Score 80
            50 Structures Constructed
            30 Structures Razed
            12 Structures Lost

  Resources Score 136580
         62880 Gold Mined
         73700 Lumber Harvested
             0 Oil Harvested
             0 Total Spent
,
On map "[ MINI CHOP ++ FARMS ].pud":

spirit was Orc and played for 21 minutes

  Overall Score 99618
           185 for Units
            53 for Structures
         99380 for Resources

  Units Score 185
           101 Units Produced
            84 Units Killed
            98 Units Lost

  Structures Score 53
            53 Structures Constructed
             0 Structures Razed
            43 Structures Lost

  Resources Score 99380
         76430 Gold Mined
         22950 Lumber Harvested
             0 Oil Harvested
         51838 Total Spent
,

[Rit]

It's really no big deal to me since I should have known better not to join a game hosted by Dellam.  I wasn't even going to bother reporting it.  This was originally going to be posted as a reply in Dellam's thread after Blid mentioned something about him rigging maps.  I just couldn't resist after that.  That thread got closed when I got the urge to reply so I just posted it here.

[{Lance}]

Hah, very nice   Dellam is such a douchebag.

[EviL~Ryu]

"Good source of potassium"

Lmfao

Da fuck were you two talking about [emoji23]

Sent from my Motorola DynaTAC 8000X using Tapatalk

[Player]

Strange, this happened way back on 3/6. Dellam barely got his name back on 3/8.

[{Lance}]

No, Blid gave him the pw on Mar 2nd and others confirmed that it worked by logging into it when Dellam lied that he couldnt login with it.  He WAS logging in with it, and obviously he was still hosting rigged maps AFTER he'd said he wouldnt.

[Delete mine too]

No, Blid gave him the pw on Mar 2nd and others confirmed that it worked by logging into it when Dellam lied that he couldnt login with it.  He WAS logging in with it, and obviously he was still hosting rigged maps AFTER he'd said he wouldnt.

True, but I guess it don't matter ban this newbie.

[iL]

Well, looks like need to add a warning: be careful while playing unknown maps (being redownloaded when you join). Also be especially careful while playing unknown maps with fixed order and with different race.

For me that looks better than map hack because it have some signs to be detected.

Plan to my todo list for antihack: to get the checksum of maps played or downloaded and to warn players if the map is not known.