here it is swift

[Swift]

 

[Swift]

Anyone remember the time I got swift to withdraw $50,000 cash from his parents retirement account? That shit was hilarious

remember the time you said you could beat newb smeagol and got schooled 11-0 by him?

[tk[as]]

Anyone remember the time I got swift to withdraw $50,000 cash from his parents retirement account? That shit was hilarious

remember the time you said you could beat newb smeagol and got schooled 11-0 by him?

remember the time you made a fake account lenka and would have cybersex with yourself in "the chamber"

be honest. do u remember that

[xXxSmeagolxXx]

"remember the time you said you could beat newb smeagol and got schooled 11-0 by him?"
"remember the time you made a fake account lenka and would have cybersex with yourself in "the chamber"

be honest. do u remember that"

^One of the funniest exchanges I've seen on this forum in a while LOL!

[tk[as]]

also i only posted 2700, so if we're doubling what we posted i gotta post 5400

[Swift]

Anyone remember the time I got swift to withdraw $50,000 cash from his parents retirement account? That shit was hilarious

remember the time you said you could beat newb smeagol and got schooled 11-0 by him?

remember the time you made a fake account lenka and would have cybersex with yourself in "the chamber"

be honest. do u remember that

lenka was a real player, and she had nice... ah nevermind

respect.

[Swift]

also i only posted 2700, so if we're doubling what we posted i gotta post 5400

We're doubling what the other person posted, and seeing as I posted last - you need to double what I posted.

[tk[as]]

i dont have access to my parent's bank account unfortunately. i moved out like 7 years ago.

you have an unfair advantage

[Swift]

So your running theory is that i live with my parents and they let me pull out tens of thousands of dollars from their accounts?

also, how old are you?

[tk[as]]

31

and i dont know if "let" is the right term

[tk[as]]

i think im 31.. fuck just typing that out made me realize how old i am.

[Swift]

so you moved out when you were 24? I've been on my own nearly 10 years, i moved out when I was 17.

And here we are now, one of us is a stud and the other is married to an ugly stripper... who would've thought.

also, can you guess which one you are?

[tk[as]]

you never told me you married an ugly stripper

[tk[as]]

why would you even admit to that?

[Swift]

because im a piece of shit

i might even go so far as to show her topless to a bunch of people on the internet