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Re: here it is swift
« Reply #60 on: October 28, 2015, 07:46:21 PM »
Here Swift let me indulge you with one of my "sadistic fantasies" ;). Actually Swift could never be Mayweather because I highly doubt he could fight for shit. Here is how a fight between me and Swift would probably go down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g89LSzDuuQ4
Fast forward to 2:46 as embedded videos on site don't work with start at I guess.


Rome was a thoroughly badass series.
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« Reply #61 on: October 28, 2015, 07:47:53 PM »
Here Swift let me indulge you with one of my "sadistic fantasies" ;). Actually Swift could never be Mayweather because I highly doubt he could fight for shit. Here is how a fight between me and Swift would probably go down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g89LSzDuuQ4
Fast forward to 2:46 as embedded videos on site don't work with start at I guess.


Rome was a thoroughly badass series.

we agree on something you worthless fucking excuse for a human retarded being

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« Reply #62 on: October 28, 2015, 07:48:44 PM »
Fuck off baby raper.
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« Reply #63 on: October 28, 2015, 07:50:14 PM »
Imagine how epic Rome would have been if they had been able to stretch season 2 out to like 3-4 seasons like they planned instead of cramming all that shit into one.
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« Reply #64 on: October 28, 2015, 07:50:20 PM »
at least i dont rape dead babies you necropedo

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« Reply #65 on: October 28, 2015, 07:50:58 PM »
i didnt even know there was a season 2. d/ling that shit now

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« Reply #66 on: October 28, 2015, 07:51:15 PM »
I've never had sexual relations with a dead person of any age, let alone a baby. Perhaps if I had joined the US Armed Forces I could have availed myself of the opportunity, but alas.
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« Reply #67 on: October 28, 2015, 07:51:33 PM »
i didnt even know there was a season 2. d/ling that shit now

It's good but the second half is obviously rushed, especially if you know the history.
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« Reply #68 on: October 28, 2015, 07:54:28 PM »
Octavian is the most epic dude on the show, and also in history.
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« Reply #69 on: October 28, 2015, 07:55:53 PM »
he's definitely gay on the show. huge pole smoker.

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« Reply #70 on: October 28, 2015, 07:56:49 PM »
he's definitely gay on the show. huge pole smoker.

That's why he's epic.
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« Reply #71 on: October 28, 2015, 07:57:07 PM »
he has a cute little wife with smokin ta ta's and only wants to rage fk her. he has sexuality issues.

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« Reply #72 on: October 28, 2015, 07:57:34 PM »
he has a cute little wife with smokin ta ta's and only wants to rage fk her. he has sexuality issues.

And yet he founded the Roman Empire (spoilers). Makes you think.
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« Reply #73 on: October 28, 2015, 07:59:08 PM »
there's no doubt homos get shit done when they're not smokin pole. some homos any way. not the wrist flippers. just the ones who feel like they have to prove their worth due to the stigma attached to homosexuality

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« Reply #74 on: October 28, 2015, 07:59:54 PM »
there's no doubt homos get shit done when they're not smokin pole. some homos any way. not the wrist flippers. just the ones who feel like they have to prove their due to the stigma attached to homosexuality

All the dudes in Ancient Rome had sex with other dudes you retard, because they weren't pussies afraid of a little dick and man ass like yourself.
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