Journey of a Beginner on the Server

[jessu001]

I was like "Hey man" and everyone ignored me man I was like "Hey" ok? I was like "HEY MAN" AND everyone ignored me ok. I got on this map that people were playing they were like "WHAT IS S9 MAN?" And I was like "COOL MAN YEA I WANT TO PLAY MAN." So it was so cool, after one thousand attempts I got into a game and they said "YOU'RE WATCHING." And I was like "Yea man how do you play without watching man." The people in this server are so dunce; they are so dunce man daft if you like man. THEY ARE DAFT MAN. So I am like moving my peon after building a hall and a few farms to feed the people in the hall and an extra 7 other farms just in case there is a famine man. Store that stuff man. So I am like seeing all the bases of everyone and I am like cool man. But there was dead bodies so I sent some of my peons to pay respect to the dead bodies and they started screaming at me like "He BUILT" "BAN" And I am like man. This was a good deed.

[Shotgun]

I think you should be in some kind of institution.

[Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart)]

jessu isn't noob though

this is just his imagination of the noob experience

[jessu001]

Shotgun! Oh how kind your words are; and so accurate.

A feeble one such as me belongs certainly in such a place.
One that can't even hold his head up in the morning without a brace.
One that brushes his teeth with his shoe-lace.
One that is complacent with his hair, when half of it is missing.
One that can race in a car at 25 mph and won't race any faster.
One that is condoned only to marriage for sexual relations with a female.
And one that loves Shotgun dearly.
:!)

[jessu001]

A picture of me. GENTS

[jessu001]

The thing about following the bible rightly... Christ was called mad... he said his followers would be called mad too. However in the instances described here it isn't for reasons of just (just/righteously judged) inhibition to think clearly, it was because of hatred for the thing that good is. 1 Peter 13 (et al.) But rejoice, inasmuch as ye are partakers of Christ's sufferings; that, when his glory shall be revealed, ye may be glad also with exceeding joy.

[jessu001]

Thanks magician. But when I know farm first I think I have this game covered.

[jessu001]

By the way I wasn't presenting my own situation in the first message of this thread; I was presenting a parody of a possible experience of a new player on this server in this present evil world. It was a satire: put for purposes of reconciliation to being more kind in this server toward new players, and also at the same time as a joke.

[jessu001]

Me playing piano. Don't know this song that well; but it is still enjoyable.

!

[LuX]

Shotgun! Oh how kind your words are; and so accurate.

A feeble one such as me belongs certainly in such a place.
One that can't even hold his head up in the morning without a brace.
One that brushes his teeth with his shoe-lace.
One that is complacent with his hair, when half of it is missing.
One that can race in a car at 25 mph and won't race any faster.
One that is condoned only to marriage for sexual relations with a female.
And one that loves Shotgun dearly.
:!)

LOL

[shesycompany]

dam bro.jessu if u wasnt so far away :/ id invite ya for some mario kart

nice playing,nice pic

the spirit is strong in you..mine is just beggining* to feel warm again,ahh u looking for marriage..well they are people looking for the same.

or was that to shotgun  well everyone have fun gone to listen to some tunes

[Nedro]

I like you Jessu. Funny pic. Don't listen to SG.

[Nedro]

dam bro.jessu if u wasnt so far away :/ id invite ya for some mario kart

PM me which version of MK you play. You may have another opponent.

[mousEtopher]

"man. This was a good deed"

xD