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Hardware store worker pleads guilty to ejaculating into female colleague's coffee in a bid 'to get noticed' John R. Lind, 34, from New Brighton, Minnesota admitted to tainting drinkThe bizarre act was part of a ploy to get co-worker Pat Maahs to notice himWould do it when she wasn't at her desk at Beisswenger’s hardware store He will be sentenced for the misdemeanor on May 22