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Warcraft II => Server.War2.ru => Topic started by: jessu001 on January 30, 2017, 09:33:29 PM
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Hello to all, I am holding a job interview for a position unseen, yet greatly craved.
It is of unnatural occurrence that I write, only in that this esteemed position is actually open.
Kindly remit your text below as your mode of application and let me know of your qualifications for this position.
Any words relevant to the position may be included in text; as well as any qualifications you think supersede the ability to transmit your duties for this ideal vacancy.
Any kind words will be ratified and set forth as an inclination to your correspondence of your willingness to obtain this job; and will be considered with great pondering with other qualifications that you may mandate.
The position is titled "High Guardian of Text"
In this position, you will be required to log into War2 Server once every year, and respond to people who necessitate a great degree of correction. Your ideal estimate would be to one that is lacking the ordinance of gentle propriety, and to strictly enforce passages of text to allay or completely bring that person's such focuses to disgrace. Not in humiliation, but in correction will this tone be managed; and you will set forth peace, as is blessed by the bible, and you will obtain status as a designated member of peacemakers that maintain a disciplinary stance and intolerance to disorderly behavior before companies in War2 Server. Your duties will also include playing a few games from time to time, and calling out on people who completely epitomize their game as the skillset of the Tower of Babel, and completely and ornately visit their open declaration of such feats as nothing before the bible, if not maintained in humility and righteousness.
Please provide your application to this position by submitting text below; and receive the qualifications and scrutiny that will most likely bring your position to fulfillment.
Text below please.
Regards,
Alexander
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Yo man I was cruiiiiiisin and I was like yo' man I saw this opening for a POSITION NO PAY ONCE A YEAR AND YOU GET TO PLAY WAR2 MAN AND I WAS LIKE WAIT MAN WHAT IF I DON'T KNOW THE BIBLE MAN SO I WAS LIKE LEARN THE BIBLE MAN I WAS LIKE TO MYSELF LEARN THE BIBLE MAN SO I HUMBLED MYSELF AND TOOK UP MY CROSS - THAT IS TO SAY I DENIED MYSELF AND ACCEPTED BEING AN OUTCAST OF ALL THE WICKED WORLD AND THUS BEING CONDEMNED TO THE CROSS (NAILED TO A TREE/CROSS WAS A PUNISHMENT OF CONDEMNATION BY THE WORLD) BY THE WORLD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE OF SERVING THE BIBLE. AND THEN I WAS LIKE "WOAH MAN" WHAT IF THERE WAS A SERVER WHERE I COULD OBTAIN A POSITION TO SHOW MY BIBLICAL KNOWLEDGE AND HELP OVERCOME ALL THE WORKS OF DARKNESS WHICH WILL BE DESTROYED SO I SAW THIS OPENING MAN AND YEA... AND YEA PLEASE MAN PLEASE
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Your application has been considered.
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Lol
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jessu before you start holy rollering ...using the witch ctft symbol on the alter ..cmon now...i still dont think your orcs can kick my humans ass :-\
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well they can :( when are you going to return to being human?
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I've never seen this side of you alex! Are you applying to create a title for what it is you already do?!
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why not just type like a normal person
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i like the role playing aspect ^-^ keep it fun, sorry if i sounded to grouch.
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Yea when I followed the bible the way I did, I didn't use mages, because they are anti-biblical; I only used humans, and I didn't use orcs because of the alter sacrifices to an implied unknown god. So I didn't use lust or mages until about 2012. I got by using dwarves/knights. I don't follow the bible the way I did, but it is still of great use for the world, and came that we may have life, and life more abundantly.
My typing is with alacrity; it is not out of disgust or disappointment that I type, and because of my continual joy, as is promised in the bible, I must append my words not as a statue, but as I am.
In regards to the title, the position is not my own that I was condoning, yet it is of a nature that is harmless as a dove; and thus for the good of the world, and the servers' abundance.
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you're going to hell jessu... this game is so satanic it's not even funny. and you're playing it. regularly.
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TK! How gallant of your position to know.
How wonderful for you to bestow:
your words and your opinions so grand
though trying to terrorize my hand?
James 1:27 Pure religion and undefiled before [the bible] is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.
Oh TK! The wonder of the age! The remarkable: and shall your words indeed not stand?
Shall one is amazing and magnificent as yourself say something: and it not come to pass?
Let the amazement of your person be fully granted, and let my words, though as a flea speaks, yet surface; not in complaint, but in an ease of passion to the contrary of condemnation.
Indeed the bible says to condemn not that you be not condemned; so the first part of your statement, with brevity, must not be reconciled.
I don't follow the bible the way I did.
The game's influence is not to say, bow down to this idol and worship.
The game is using units to commandeer other units.
The game is social.
Are baseball bats satanic if used in a bad purpose? Yet can be used for pleasure and sport?
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Proverbs 4:12
And Thout art going to burn in the pits of sulfuric acid for playing Warcraft 2 tides of darkness.. regardless of race or units used.
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:o there is no other good rts games surely it can be forgiving!
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I condone the action that dissipates horror, and factious greed against the unity of that which is perfect. The ideals of man can overwhelm the body, and overcome many obstacles; yet what is the fruition of humankind if not expressed with compliance to the principles that make perfection praised; and not hated?
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Alex
We thank you for your recent submission for a job at our firm. Unfortunately the server is not currently hiring. TK[as] was slaughtered by a troll and then an ogre pissed in his dead mouth.
The PBallers are hiring though. Since you already retain your current position you can continue to work for us.
P.S. TK[as] burn in hell =D.
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Alex
We thank you for your recent submission for a job at our firm. Unfortunately the server is not currently hiring. TK[as] was slaughtered by a troll and then an ogre pissed in his dead mouth.
The PBallers are hiring though. Since you already retain your current position you can continue to work for us.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa74ayVban4[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa74ayVban4[/url])
P.S. TK[as] burn in hell =D.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa74ayVban4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa74ayVban4)
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theres still time 2048 should be the end date on the last gen..then we are left to the sun,jehova did make his self clear,false god he will be not a happening life god..just damn if my dog didnt kill my great aunts duck i could be a owner of a house where my great grandmother is has transformed into small girl :(..thats how it works jessu not so many that you hump but a being that is ultimate is ultra terrifying,u still got a ultimate,the sun,or the spiritual world thats it..the sun is going to blast this world out of existence u can try to talk him out of it ;D only a spititual being that knows can..yes the bad news jesus and jehova(allah mohommad) are against if your dick got hard at a same sex...the sun doesnt give a fuck its blowing all out
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU BITCH! I SAID STEP BACK FROM THE CRUCIFIX! DO YOUR HEAR!!! BACK DEMON, DRINK YOUR DRINK AND SLEEP FOOL
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and unlike you my great grandmother in her death is a bitch its all about her,she wants music in that house im so sorry she good the hard dick christians needed the soft dicl satanics
BACK DEMON! Jesus was tempted 40 days and 40 nights by Satan and conquered. Alex and I with my family make a church. 3 of us bitch now step back.
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try me biactch [url]http://war2dev.freeforums.org/download/file.php?id=49[/url] ([url]http://war2dev.freeforums.org/download/file.php?id=49[/url])
We are all created in gods image
Jesus the one sacred lamb died for our sins
He is the light that shineth over us and the light that sinners do not comprehend
Repent your evil ways.
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:o bad dam u made some kinda sense .... dont worry about a pbller like look at that map ;D
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ahh it could be good :P but tk just like tupac they dont know it they are retired.
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Thank you for the game.
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I am the greatest like that song.
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Easy why do you edit your replies right as you do them? Then edit them more then delete them? Go drink some alcohol and chill kid. This forum is all in good fun, you seem to take this so seriously kinda like TK.
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no thats my sub conscious :P finally trained it to..it will fill up a forum ;D
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you seem to take this so seriously kinda like TK.
easys the last person to take the forum serious haha
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I was just at a job interview. I'm an Independent Contractor after all. =D
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I was just at a job interview. I'm an Independent Contractor after all. =D
Done with my first day on my new routes.
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I was just at a job interview. I'm an Independent Contractor after all. =D
Done with my first day on my new routes.
this is a joke
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naw nice,gamer rule (well maybe #3) = $
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I was just at a job interview. I'm an Independent Contractor after all. =D
Done with my first day on my new routes.
this is a joke
I won't feed into your trolling too much, but how is that a joke? I deliver 700 newspapers with partners and have my own routes as well. The partnership makes 75k+ a year now. We only take on more routes in our areas and make it more efficient, 4 hours a day for decent money. What is better about being a chicken farmer? :P
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I was just at a job interview. I'm an Independent Contractor after all. =D
Done with my first day on my new routes.
this is a joke
I won't feed into your trolling too much, but how is that a joke? I deliver 700 newspapers with partners and have my own routes as well. The partnership makes 75k+ a year now. We only take on more routes in our areas and make it more efficient, 4 hours a day for decent money. What is better about being a chicken farmer? :P
Ive done that before the pay is great but after you subtract gas, car maintenance, plus working 7 days a week. You end up not making much. Did it for 14 months then found a better job.
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I was just at a job interview. I'm an Independent Contractor after all. =D
Done with my first day on my new routes.
this is a joke
I won't feed into your trolling too much, but how is that a joke? I deliver 700 newspapers with partners and have my own routes as well. The partnership makes 75k+ a year now. We only take on more routes in our areas and make it more efficient, 4 hours a day for decent money. What is better about being a chicken farmer? :P
i think you're an extreme loser if you have to advertise every single worked day in your life on a warcraft 2 forum
still tho, gratz bro, you delivered 700 newspapers.
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I was just at a job interview. I'm an Independent Contractor after all. =D
Done with my first day on my new routes.
this is a joke
I won't feed into your trolling too much, but how is that a joke? I deliver 700 newspapers with partners and have my own routes as well. The partnership makes 75k+ a year now. We only take on more routes in our areas and make it more efficient, 4 hours a day for decent money. What is better about being a chicken farmer? :P
i think you're an extreme loser if you have to advertise every single worked day in your life on a warcraft 2 forum
still tho, gratz bro, you delivered 700 newspapers.
It's a post about a job interview and I commented I just signed a contract for a job. That's sticking to the context of the post. You coming on here being a douche as usual isn't. I've already said on this forum I deliver a huge paper route, and I didn't "deliver" 700 papers I HAVE for 16 years. Get a life.
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this is a joke-post about a WARCRAFT 2 job interview on a WARCRAFT 2 forum. you march in here and gloat about a job interview, then make another post about your first worked day. great news bro. i hope you will not cry out loud again when somebody refers to your real life as you're literally throwing it here on everyones plate
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this is a joke-post about a WARCRAFT 2 job interview on a WARCRAFT 2 forum. you march in here and gloat about a job interview, then make another post about your first worked day. great news bro. i hope you will not cry out loud again when somebody refers to your real life as you're literally throwing it here on everyones plate
You can work out in your head why I'm wrong about mentioning my job on a funny thread about job interviews. Maybe the problem is with you and being a moron and obnoxious? You start shit with nearly everyone on this forum. You talk about needing a life, do you get turned on by having a problem with everything and everyone? Stop being the forum police, you aren't an admin on here lmao. Go fuck a chicken.
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well then, let me comment on your RL job interview since you started - I hope you can afford christmas presents for Ryan without stealing from masta this time
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well then, let me comment on your RL job interview since you started - I hope you can afford christmas presents for Ryan without stealing from masta this time
oh no, Santa's got his naughty list out xD
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Lmao you sure change your mind quick, don't worry I buy Ryan more then $50 in presents. Thought the circumstances were specific to me and Masta and you thought it was funny because he ripped you off in a tournament? I didn't rip Masta off read his forum posts on this, he literally said he dodged me cause he didn't want to give me his paypal, then whined a year later about it. He deserves nothing after dodging my Paypal for weeks then bringing it up a year later.
Your trolls are getting worse. You're having trouble coming up with shit to get me to respond. Anyway have fun, can't wait to see what the forum police has to say next. =D
I'm done responding to you because you're a bad troll and fuck too many chickens.
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jeez Claw, lighten the fuck up you miserable bastard! The guy is doing well and sharing his joy with his war2 peeps, everything is good here.
But more to the point -- I just realized I can't remember that thing Alex said in one of his first forum posts that everyone was memeing for like a year every time he posted. Who knows, anyone?! All I can think of now is "every issue will be made public"
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yep crazy stuff, he worked a single day
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So miserable
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i remember but cant think of what it said...he is very good at like naming a name for poetry.
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Ohh this is driving me crazy now
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But more to the point -- I just realized I can't remember that thing Alex said in one of his first forum posts that everyone was memeing for like a year every time he posted. Who knows, anyone?! All I can think of now is "every issue will be made public"
"A habitation of strangers."
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ahhhhh yes :D
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Alex is the man. I mean that, he's a good guy :)
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fuck this game for me i quit have fun
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fuck this game for me i quit have fun
Me too. ;)
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fuck this game for me i quit have fun
Me too. ;)
yes man, you a big boi now, today was your 3rd day worked :) keep it up champ
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nice to see you being so positive and supportive claw! (http://forum.war2.ru/Themes/war2/images/post/thumbup.gif)
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fuck this game for me i quit have fun
Me too. ;)
yes man, you a big boi now, today was your 3rd day worked :) keep it up champ
Okay go sodomize your best friend faggot :)
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Isn't it funny how Warcraft 2 is full of trolls, toxic people, and faggots. It's also funny how Claw falls into every one of these categories. The pro chop player who does what for a living? As far as I know he wallows in pig and chicken shit and fucks farm animals. Go away faggot people are discussing things here.
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fuck this game for me i quit have fun
Me too. ;)
yes man, you a big boi now, today was your 3rd day worked :) keep it up champ
Okay go sodomize your best friend faggot :)
you said you wouldnt respond to my posts anymore.
I suppose it was as accurate as when you promised Shawna you would raise your child together
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Sounding like me attacking equinox there claw. Which you react negatively too, just thought id let you know.
And yes I know, shut my whore mouth.
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:o easy!!!!!!! how could u say such a thing!! game on gamers! preparing to get my a** kicked!
:o vizzer is streaming !!
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fuck this game for me i quit have fun
Me too. ;)
yes man, you a big boi now, today was your 3rd day worked :) keep it up champ
Okay go sodomize your best friend faggot :)
you said you wouldnt respond to my posts anymore.
I suppose it was as accurate as when you promised Shawna you would raise your child together
Uhh that's on Shawna bud.
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Here is Blid's biased Admin rules. He claims personal shit with family and kids is not allowed on here, but when someone says the shit to me about my son over and over he lets it slide as usual. Gee Blid what do you have to say?
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me fucking chickens is also personal. you started it
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I was just at a job interview. I'm an Independent Contractor after all. =D
Done with my first day on my new routes.
this is a joke
I won't feed into your trolling too much, but how is that a joke? I deliver 700 newspapers with partners and have my own routes as well. The partnership makes 75k+ a year now. We only take on more routes in our areas and make it more efficient, 4 hours a day for decent money. What is better about being a chicken farmer? :P
Ive done that before the pay is great but after you subtract gas, car maintenance, plus working 7 days a week. You end up not making much. Did it for 14 months then found a better job.
Actually we deliver 700 newspapers and we make over 50k a year plus 5-10k in tips at Christmas. The 7 days a week does suck but we bank on that shit.
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me fucking chickens is also personal. you started it
me fucking chickens is also personal. you started it
Saying you fuck chickens is an old thing on this forum. Did I bring up your immediate family or kids though also by name? Grow the fuck up.
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Saying you fuck chickens is an old thing on this forum
No double standards