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Title: movies
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 18, 2015, 09:35:07 PM

what else
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: SmurfKinG on June 18, 2015, 09:50:22 PM
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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on June 18, 2015, 09:52:08 PM
Office space was the shit!


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 18, 2015, 10:17:14 PM
bily madison
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 19, 2015, 06:55:05 PM
what do you think about adam sandler's latest movies?
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on June 19, 2015, 06:55:36 PM
The cobbler was a good one


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 19, 2015, 08:50:50 PM
what do you think about adam sandler's latest movies?
he hasnt made any movies since big daddy, has he?
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: Nox on June 19, 2015, 09:19:02 PM
Kingmans - The secret service.

Best movie i seen this years so far.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 19, 2015, 09:24:10 PM
what do you think about adam sandler's latest movies?
he hasnt made any movies since big daddy, has he?

that's pretty much his last watchable movie. 16 years ago.  ;D
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on June 19, 2015, 10:07:51 PM
The last one I liked was The Waterboy.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 19, 2015, 10:15:59 PM
didnt that movie suck?
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on June 19, 2015, 10:23:27 PM
his movies pretty much all suck besides happy gilmore and billy madison and the wedding singer is ok.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on June 19, 2015, 10:42:50 PM

his movies pretty much all suck besides happy gilmore and billy madison and the wedding singer is ok.

Watch The Cobbler, he was decent in that.


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: SmurfKinG on June 19, 2015, 11:16:16 PM
Kingmans - The secret service.

Best movie i seen this years so far.

seconded

(and i do watch a lot of new releases)
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: SmurfKinG on June 19, 2015, 11:17:00 PM
the cobbler is a good one
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 19, 2015, 11:41:41 PM
ive never even heard of the cobbler but billy madison and happy gilmore own, big daddy is ok and MAYBE so are a few of his other movies like the wedding singer or w/e?  mr deeds?  idk.  everythng he does now is shit, the cobbler must be shit
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: Nox on June 19, 2015, 11:43:20 PM
You guys gonna have to stop living in the past a good day, dint play anything else then war 2, and now youre still talk about movies of 20 years ago.

2015 guys, 2015, follow the evolution.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on June 19, 2015, 11:44:27 PM
i like more recent movies, just not by adam sandler lol
Title: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on June 19, 2015, 11:48:56 PM
ive never even heard of the cobbler but billy madison and happy gilmore own, big daddy is ok and MAYBE so are a few of his other movies like the wedding singer or w/e?  mr deeds?  idk.  everythng he does now is shit, the cobbler must be shit

The Cobbler did flop...but it's worth watching it. The story is interesting imo...not something your used to seeing Sandler in.


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: SmurfKinG on June 20, 2015, 02:09:26 AM
not something your used to seeing Sandler in.

to me that movie has adam sandler all written in it

a family comedy with a fantasy twist.
surely you didn't watch Click, Little Nicky...


good movie nevertheless.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on June 20, 2015, 03:31:45 AM

not something your used to seeing Sandler in.

to me that movie has adam sandler all written in it

a family comedy with a fantasy twist.
surely you didn't watch Click, Little Nicky...


good movie nevertheless.

Click was a good movie.

The duck!


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on June 21, 2015, 07:17:27 AM
didnt that movie suck?

At the time I saw it it was rather funny, but it was the last one I remember enjoying at all aside from a few jokes. I think Big Daddy was the next one and I thought that was horrible. Also The Waterboy had the hot goth girl from The Craft.

Billy Madison is obviously the best one.
Title: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on June 21, 2015, 04:45:47 PM
Not sure if guys like 90s classics but Space Jam was awesome.

(http://www.arttheater.coop/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Space-Jam-620x350.png)


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on June 25, 2015, 08:37:35 PM
hes coming out a new movie called Pixels


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: shesycompany on June 26, 2015, 01:52:38 PM
forest gump. lol i had the bugs jordans in the 3rd grade loved that pair.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on June 26, 2015, 02:11:59 PM
Terminator 2 was good


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 18, 2015, 12:07:35 PM
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on July 18, 2015, 01:59:15 PM

  • They Live

Not for me, it ended at T2.


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 18, 2015, 02:19:21 PM
shut up moron
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on July 18, 2015, 02:32:50 PM

shut up moron

Make me [emoji55]


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2015, 10:37:14 AM
They Live was a good movie, it owned in fact. I watched it with the commentary from Roddy Piper and Carpenter, discuss.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2015, 10:37:33 AM
Best decade for Horror? discuss...
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: GaNzTheLegend on July 19, 2015, 12:13:57 PM
The Obama deception

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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on July 19, 2015, 12:25:15 PM
Best decade for Horror? discuss...

70's or 80's
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 19, 2015, 12:45:55 PM
Bay of Blood (1971)
The Wicker Man (1973)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Black Christmas (1974)
Carrie (1976)
Suspira (1977)
The Hills Have Eyes (1977)
Halloween (1978)
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978 remake)

yea 70s was pretty good
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on July 19, 2015, 01:57:37 PM
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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on July 19, 2015, 01:58:51 PM
(http://cdn.hark.com/images/000/007/460/7460/original.jpg)


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on July 19, 2015, 03:23:24 PM
heres a cool movie if you havent seen it jon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film))

fixed the link
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on July 20, 2015, 06:25:40 PM
I saw Mad Max this past weekend, was pretty good. Like Road Warrior with a bigger budget but I mean that in a good way.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 20, 2015, 07:04:20 PM
that remake was actually good? i assumed it was a piece of fucking shit.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on July 20, 2015, 07:11:21 PM
It's a sequel, not a remake, though it doesn't really directly continue anything from those movies really except the character. And it's the original director and everything. It's definitely a legit Mad Max movie.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 20, 2015, 08:40:40 PM
oh i thought it was a remake. i guess another sequel for a movie that came out 36 years ago makes sense.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 24, 2015, 02:30:07 PM
heres a cool movie if you havent seen it jon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film))

fixed the link


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1WqQyZCsMA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1WqQyZCsMA)

this?
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on July 24, 2015, 03:23:01 PM
Yeah its sick imo.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on July 24, 2015, 11:37:57 PM
Lmao at the ending...


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 29, 2015, 11:09:20 AM
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 29, 2015, 11:10:27 AM
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 29, 2015, 11:13:53 AM
heres a cool movie if you havent seen it jon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film))

fixed the link
interesting movie. i'll want watch re-animator now.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 29, 2015, 11:15:52 AM
The Burning (1981)  was a pretty good slasher. george constanza is in it.
Title: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on July 29, 2015, 11:16:57 AM
  • Pulp Fiction (1994)

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!"


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on July 29, 2015, 11:20:15 AM
heres a cool movie if you havent seen it jon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_(film))

fixed the link
interesting movie. i'll want watch re-animator now.

Yeah it's definitely in the Reanimator vein. You've probably seen it but Stuart Gordon's follow up, The Beyond or From Beyond (one is the title of this movie and the other is a Fulci movie, I can't remember which) is really good too. I like it more than Reanimator probably.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on July 29, 2015, 11:42:52 AM
The only other Stuart Gordon films I've seen are Stuck(2007), and King Of Ants (2003).
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on July 29, 2015, 12:16:42 PM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Beyond_(film) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_Beyond_(film)) It's this one, really good shit. Dagon is a pretty good Lovecraft adaptation he did as well but not as insanely sick as From Beyond.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 01, 2015, 04:30:49 PM
They Live was a good movie, it owned in fact. I watched it with the commentary from Roddy Piper and Carpenter, discuss.


shit, RIP Roddy
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 01, 2015, 04:32:11 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MVaYLm8Cbw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MVaYLm8Cbw)
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: Winchester on August 01, 2015, 06:29:15 PM


They Live was a good movie, it owned in fact. I watched it with the commentary from Roddy Piper and Carpenter, discuss.


shit, RIP Roddy
[/quote]

I heard about Piper today, shocked the hell outta me.
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on August 01, 2015, 06:55:39 PM
[emoji31]

Another legend dies.


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on August 03, 2015, 12:00:44 PM
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on August 20, 2015, 11:09:46 PM
(http://resizing.flixster.com/SBh3k0a4jRKZVn-P7zxm8fP3-jo=/800x1185/dkpu1ddg7pbsk.cloudfront.net/movie/11/19/06/11190644_ori.jpg)




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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on August 20, 2015, 11:32:35 PM

  • Pulp Fiction (1994)




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Title: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on August 21, 2015, 10:31:43 PM
Back to the future i,ii, iii

Watching marathon [emoji3]


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Title: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on August 22, 2015, 03:46:03 PM
(https://static2.solarmovie.is/images/movies/0339412_big.jpg)

Good movie [emoji3]


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on August 22, 2015, 09:59:16 PM
Just saw sinister 2...good movie!


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Title: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on August 27, 2015, 03:02:03 AM
Full Office Space!



Don't take the Red Stapler!!

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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on August 31, 2015, 11:19:06 PM
Wes Craven, horror movie director, dies at 76
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/30/entertainment/wes-craven-horror-movie-director-death/index.html

[emoji31]


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Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 01, 2015, 09:16:14 AM
rip
Title: Re: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on September 01, 2015, 10:33:13 AM
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Title: movies you can watch repeatedly
Post by: EviL~Ryu on September 01, 2015, 11:02:31 AM
You should rename this thread the movie page.


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Title: Re: movies
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on September 27, 2015, 10:51:28 AM
some things

- m.night shimalimadingdongs new movie "the visit" is a pile of fuck.

- clownhouse (slasher from 1989) wasn't very good, but when i found out the director is a pedo and abused the youngest kid on the film, it became a whole lot more disturbing. also he still works, he is the director of jeepers creepers one and two plus a third one coming in the future.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on September 27, 2015, 11:33:47 AM
- clownhouse (slasher from 1989) wasn't very good, but when i found out the director is a pedo and abused the youngest kid on the film, it became a whole lot more disturbing. also he still works, he is the director of jeepers creepers one and two plus a third one coming in the future.

he also posts on this forum with the username "smurf king"
Title: Re: movies
Post by: EviL~Ryu on September 27, 2015, 01:05:24 PM

- clownhouse (slasher from 1989) wasn't very good, but when i found out the director is a pedo and abused the youngest kid on the film, it became a whole lot more disturbing. also he still works, he is the director of jeepers creepers one and two plus a third one coming in the future.

he also posts on this forum with the username "smurf king"

[emoji23]


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Title: movies
Post by: EviL~Ryu on September 27, 2015, 01:53:23 PM
Watched time lapse, decent movie for a low budget production.


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Title: Re: movies
Post by: EviL~Ryu on September 27, 2015, 01:54:42 PM
The Patriot, good movie to re-watch.


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Title: Re: movies
Post by: EviL~Ryu on October 01, 2015, 05:58:25 PM



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Title: Re: movies
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on October 01, 2015, 06:44:07 PM
That is...not a good movie.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: EviL~Ryu on October 01, 2015, 06:45:11 PM

That is...not a good movie.

Swine? [emoji200]


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Title: Re: movies
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 01, 2015, 06:53:21 PM
sequels of I Spit On Your Grave are still being churned out.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on October 01, 2015, 07:11:54 PM
sequels of I Spit On Your Grave are still being churned out.

You're probably the only person on the planet who knows this.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on October 01, 2015, 07:12:15 PM
IIRC I tried to watch ISOYG once and fell asleep.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 01, 2015, 07:27:34 PM


You're probably the only person on the planet who knows this.

and anyone else who frequents torrent sites.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on October 18, 2015, 10:49:20 AM
I watched some movies last night

The Guest - This was a nice surprise! Seemed pretty bog standard thriller from the description but this is a really cool, fun and smart movie. The tone is sort of goofy and definitely self aware but not in a cutesy winking way and it never slows the momentum of the tight plotting. Lots of fun little twists and turns that keep you engaged and guessing what's coming next. The plot and atmosphere is a weird mix of horror, family oriented suspense and action but it comes together way better than you'd think it would. Kind of reminds me of Drive, not in its aesthetics or themes but the way it recalls a past era of thriller films without being winking or "meta" about it. The score is sick, and the finale is one of the coolest suspense set pieces I've seen in awhile. A real hidden gem! ***1/2 out of ****

John Wick - I watched this after The Guest because I'd heard good things and thought it'd make a good action/thriller two parter. Keanu's good in an action role and its nice to see him back at it, and the action set pieces are really well shot and choreographed. The action is very Hong Kong/John Woo style, lots of full shots and longer takes as opposed to the rapid cuts you see in a lot of modern Hollywood action movies. The gun battles and fights are definitely the best part of the movie and are a lot of fun, lots of sick headshots and gun porn. Unfortunately there's not much else here. Aesthetically the way everything is washed in dark greens and blues and shit doesn't really add much to the atmosphere and makes it feel like the Matrix, which isn't really the tone I think is best for a gritty action movie about doming hundreds of Russian mobsters in NYC. The score is overwrought and annoying most of the time and there's a really shitty Marilyn Manson (i think?) song that plays twice in the movie. The characters and plotting are thin. I know this is a big dumb action movie but that's not really an excuse, the best action movies get you invested in the characters and plot and it makes the action all that much more high stakes (think Die Hard). I think Keanu and the rest of the cast do a decent job but there's not much there in the script, and Willem Dafoe is completely wasted on a badly written character whose actions make little to no sense. Worth seeing if you like cool gun fights for sure but not much else here. ** out of ****
Title: Re: movies
Post by: shesycompany on October 18, 2015, 11:12:25 AM
nice review.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: EviL~Ryu on October 19, 2015, 09:02:30 AM
Deadpool 2016 [emoji38]


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Title: movies
Post by: EviL~Ryu on October 19, 2015, 09:23:54 AM


And Yes this marvel film will be rated R [emoji3]

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Title: Re: movies
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on October 26, 2015, 10:51:21 PM
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGwm-ffoXig#)

this onion analysis is actually (and obviously) correct
Title: Re: movies
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on October 31, 2015, 09:44:56 AM
Goodnight Mommy - Decent, but not nearly as scary and fucked up as the trailer made it look. Guess maybe my expectations were too high. It's quiet and sparse, more creepy than scary. Stylistically it reminds me a lot of Haneke films like Funny Games and Cache, but its not quite as good as those. A very simple narrative that keeps you guessing and engaged even as the little pieces of the story start bubbling to the surface. The "twist" took me somewhat by surprise, is well executed and isn't an eye rolling cheat, and works well with the themes and the narrative, kind of makes you think "how did I not see that coming?" because looking back the movie gives you lots of little cues and clues about what's going on. Near the end it sort of crosses into "torture porn" but not really, the suffering is pretty rough but it doesn't cross into super gory shock territory for the sake of it. Despite it being a nice creepy little movie though it didn't really stick with me that much, I didn't wake up this morning thinking of how fucked up it was, but it was a decent Halloween flick while I was watching it. *** out of ****

! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kXpUaQpXMA#)
Title: Re: movies
Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on October 31, 2015, 11:16:15 AM
those twists that become obvious after the fact.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on October 31, 2015, 01:07:34 PM
those twists that become obvious after the fact.

Those are cool imo.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: Thomas29 on October 31, 2015, 05:00:05 PM
([url]http://static.rogerebert.com/uploads/movie/movie_poster/as-good-as-it-gets-1997/large_iQ8xiJmLsS0EoH3DhX0YdrbmRu3.jpg[/url])



I Watched This Movie on Netflix Just Only This Last Week.
Title: Re: movies
Post by: CumSavorer4385 on November 02, 2015, 08:04:58 AM
You're Next - Checked this out because it was by the director of The Guest and I was quite pleasantly surprised by what he did with what I thought was a pretty hackneyed horror premise (family under siege by malicious, murderous home invaders). After seeing this Adam Wingard is definitely on my radar as a hidden gem of a horror auteur! What really makes this one work is the interactions between the bourgeois family under siege from the scary animal mask people, before the action starts the battle lines are drawn and you know exactly who hates who and how much. The petty bickering of the family is genuinely funny and entertaining and likely could have sustained a movie by itself, the obnoxious successful brother is particularly good. The family rivalries are worked into the larger plot and themes well, and the various turns in the plot proceed logically from there. Though Erin's backstory is a bit of a contrived way to frame her as a more lethal Kevin McCallister she makes an effective protagonist as an audience cipher, being the character most divorced from the family's internal politics. The invaders work well enough as antagonists, though they are prone to superhuman horror movie contrivances at time. Great gore effects and kills, the way the violence invades the idyllic bourgeois space and quickly turns it from an oasis of upper middle class tranquility to an abattoir is genuinely rattling, especially as the film progresses and the violence becomes more reciprocal and is often inflicted by these upper class creature comforts. And between all this weighty thematic stuff is tightly plotted suspense that will have you constantly doing a mental inventory of where you last saw one of the bad guys and where they might be lurking next in the house, the geography of which is very well thought out and creates a great sense of place and space for you to imagine horrible things jumping out of the shadows from. Great fun! ***1/2 out of ****

We Need to Talk About Kevin - Other half of my Halloween double feature. Kind of a "horror drama," Tilda Swinton plays a mother whose teenage son Kevin has committed a massacre. Her deteriorating mental and emotional state is told through fractured time, flashing back to Kevin as a baby, toddler, child and preteen from the present as we watch how this child came, or perhaps always was, such a monster. This is a slow movie and it was late and I dozed a few times, but its really good at building an atmosphere of dread. For most of the movie we know that Kevin did something horrible, but not exactly what, and major characters appearing in the flashback sequences but not in the "present" makes for some effective foreshadowing. Swinton's performance is really great and really is what makes this a good movie rather than just a passable one. Her range of emotion seems very genuine and realistic for a mother whose child is, frankly, a little fucking demon, seeming to openly hate him at times but not able to let go of her maternal instincts. It's a genuinely disturbing meditation on parenthood that will make you think twice about having kids. The actors that play child Kevin and teenage Kevin are also really good, and the dead eyed nonchalant evil they imbue the character with makes you wonder if something demonic is happening here. John C. Reilly is okay enough as the dad but is mostly window dressing. While there's not a whole lot of movies about the teenage massacre that's become so common these days, what makes this one unique among the others is how the focus is on the family (specifically the mother) of the killer and their "role" in the incident, from how they brought up their child to how it affects them after its over. This one gets under your skin, though its definitely something of a slow burn - a bit slow to get started. *** out of ****

The House by the Cemetery - The last in Lucio Fulci's "Gates of Hell" trilogy, this was the last film in an all night horror fest I went to awhile back but wasn't able to stay until 3 AM to watch this one. Had high hopes since the other film I've seen in the unofficial trilogy, The Beyond, was really really fucking great. Unfortunately can't quite say the same for this one from what I saw (missed the end). Opens with some great Fulci gore but then they really take their foot off the accelerator and just start coasting. Like I said above I fell asleep before the ending so maybe I was too tired to really keep up but the plot is mostly incomprehensible, not in the cool The Beyond way either. Some guy is looking for a mysterious thing and a family moved into a new house but how they're really related is really anyone's guess. Whereas Fulci's most successful films like this rely on a sort of "dream logic" where everything makes sense on film even though it really doesn't on paper, this one fills more like an investigative mystery at the start and as such its kind of frustrating and stupid that nothing makes any sense. And while they're never really anything to write home about the English dub in this one is just laughably bad, the kid (why is he wearing lipstick btw) sounds like a 16 year old girl. Sick score though, as is typical for Fulci, though the epic Fabio Frizzi didn't do this one. Will try to finish this one up so I can give a more complete impression, but tentatively I give this one ** out of ****
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Post by: EviL~Ryu on November 02, 2015, 09:13:12 AM
Just watched this movie called "Horns".

Good plot, good climax, was disappointed in the ending thought [emoji32]


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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on November 03, 2015, 02:27:29 PM
lmfao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=FA_8TY9Z5Zg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=13&v=FA_8TY9Z5Zg)
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Post by: EviL~Ryu on November 03, 2015, 02:42:09 PM
Lord of the Rings Part 9?


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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on November 03, 2015, 02:50:02 PM
It will be chill when it flops massively.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on November 20, 2015, 08:44:26 AM
You're Next - Checked this out because it was by the director of The Guest and I was quite pleasantly surprised by what he did with what I thought was a pretty hackneyed horror premise (family under siege by malicious, murderous home invaders). After seeing this Adam Wingard is definitely on my radar as a hidden gem of a horror auteur! What really makes this one work is the interactions between the bourgeois family under siege from the scary animal mask people, before the action starts the battle lines are drawn and you know exactly who hates who and how much. The petty bickering of the family is genuinely funny and entertaining and likely could have sustained a movie by itself, the obnoxious successful brother is particularly good. The family rivalries are worked into the larger plot and themes well, and the various turns in the plot proceed logically from there. Though Erin's backstory is a bit of a contrived way to frame her as a more lethal Kevin McCallister she makes an effective protagonist as an audience cipher, being the character most divorced from the family's internal politics. The invaders work well enough as antagonists, though they are prone to superhuman horror movie contrivances at time. Great gore effects and kills, the way the violence invades the idyllic bourgeois space and quickly turns it from an oasis of upper middle class tranquility to an abattoir is genuinely rattling, especially as the film progresses and the violence becomes more reciprocal and is often inflicted by these upper class creature comforts. And between all this weighty thematic stuff is tightly plotted suspense that will have you constantly doing a mental inventory of where you last saw one of the bad guys and where they might be lurking next in the house, the geography of which is very well thought out and creates a great sense of place and space for you to imagine horrible things jumping out of the shadows from. Great fun! ***1/2 out of ****



I just watched this last night and I enjoyed it, I almost want to classify it as a horror/comedy. Check out Spring if you haven't already. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3395184/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3395184/)
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on November 20, 2015, 09:09:06 AM
Sounds chill, I'll czech it out.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 10, 2015, 12:49:03 PM
i picked up a few DVDs at a local used DVD store, I got Ju-on (the grudge), Let the right one in, and Stephen King's IT (i was initially looking for It Follows but it was gone) discuss
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Post by: EviL~Ryu on December 10, 2015, 12:50:23 PM

i picked up a few DVDs at a local used DVD store, I got Ju-on (the grudge), Let the right one in, and Stephen King's IT (i was initially looking for It Follows but it was gone) discuss

Supporting small business, NICE!


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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 10, 2015, 01:03:17 PM
i picked up a few DVDs at a local used DVD store, I got Ju-on (the grudge), Let the right one in, and Stephen King's IT (i was initially looking for It Follows but it was gone) discuss

Ju-On is alright, but J-horror isn't really that scary IMO. LROI is good obviously, though I haven't seen the American version. It is pretty awful but its also pretty funny early 90's cheese, especially Curry's performance which is the obvious highlight.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 10, 2015, 01:07:26 PM
I like that type of 90s cheese, I want to get all those Stephen King movies, like Thinner and Pet Sematary, rofl. .. I like listening to the commentary tracks as well, you learn shit about the movies you didn't know before.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 10, 2015, 01:10:09 PM
Pennywise was pretty creepy btw
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 10, 2015, 01:14:41 PM
I like that type of 90s cheese, I want to get all those Stephen King movies, like Thinner and Pet Sematary, rofl. .. I like listening to the commentary tracks as well, you learn shit about the movies you didn't know before.

We actually watched Thinner on Netflix like last week not expecting much and it was really really funny. I fell asleep about halfway through but it was some good shit. I think Pet Sematary is in a bit of another class, definitely "90's cheese" but its not as outright bad as something like It or Thinner IMO. And its actually pretty creepy/scary in parts from what I remember, the ending is fucked up. It's also one of the creepiest King books though so I could be conflating the two in my memory.
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 10, 2015, 01:15:06 PM
Pennywise was pretty creepy btw

He's not really anymore but I saw this miniseries when it originally aired and it really fucked me up.
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on December 10, 2015, 01:18:43 PM
Pennywise was pretty creepy btw

He's not really anymore but I saw this miniseries when it originally aired and it really fucked me up.
Oh, is that what fucked you up?
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 10, 2015, 01:19:28 PM
Pennywise was pretty creepy btw


He's not really anymore but I saw this miniseries when it originally aired and it really fucked me up.

Oh, is that what fucked you up?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfKW5oYViM0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfKW5oYViM0)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 10, 2015, 01:24:30 PM
wow i just noticed a new edition of black christmas just came out on DVD, i fucking love that movie..

http://www.the-filmreel.com/2015/11/24/review-black-christmas-seasons-grievings-edition/ (http://www.the-filmreel.com/2015/11/24/review-black-christmas-seasons-grievings-edition/)
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 10, 2015, 01:25:39 PM
The voice of Billy, Nick Mancuso, offers a commentary track on the latest edition, and it may be the creepiest thing you ever hear. It won’t offer much in the way of stories about the film as Mancuso does the commentary as Billy, but it’s a great addition to the film and a new way to watch it this year.


holy shit haha
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 10, 2015, 01:25:51 PM
Don't think I've ever seen that, will have to add it to the holiday viewing list!
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 10, 2015, 01:27:51 PM
this movie is a classic... you should see it immediately. came out few years before halloween came out.
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 29, 2015, 08:49:31 AM
Saw The Big Short xmas day, very very good. ***1/2
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 29, 2015, 11:31:29 AM
where do you think jackie brown ranks among tarantino films?
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 29, 2015, 11:53:11 AM
where do you think jackie brown ranks among tarantino films?

I'm not a super huge Tarantino fan but I would say it is one of the better ones, though I haven't seen it in years.
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 29, 2015, 12:00:34 PM
I really really like Death Proof for some reason.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 29, 2015, 12:09:12 PM
Death Proof was great, I liked more than Planet Terror.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on December 29, 2015, 12:12:54 PM
Pulp Fiction is like #1 among Tarantino movies I would think.
Reservoir Dogs owns.
Haven't watched Kill Bill yet
Didn't watch jew propaganda film Inglorious Basterds
I wonder if The Hateful Eight is any good.
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 29, 2015, 12:18:28 PM
Inglorious Basterds was good.
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Post by: EviL~Ryu on December 29, 2015, 12:18:45 PM

Inglorious Basterds was good.

Agreed.


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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on December 29, 2015, 12:21:15 PM
I kinda wanna see Hateful Eight because its playing on 70mm at the Imax near me but its like three hours and I'm not sure my spouse wants to see it that much. I could go by myself but I haven't done that in years.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 07, 2016, 11:21:47 AM

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens becomes the highest-grossing film ever in the United States and Canada, overtaking Avatar. (Hollywood Reporter)


star wars is for stupid crippled dweebs
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Post by: Certified MENSA Genius Brain (smart) on January 07, 2016, 11:29:34 AM
one thing i noticed about the force awakens is that they billed it as episode vii, like it's the next movie in the series, but actually it's literally just a stealth remake of the original movie.
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on January 07, 2016, 12:22:59 PM
one thing i noticed about the force awakens is that they billed it as episode vii, like it's the next movie in the series, but actually it's literally just a stealth remake of the original movie.

That's a lot of sequels.
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Post by: EviL~Ryu on January 07, 2016, 01:22:37 PM

one thing i noticed about the force awakens is that they billed it as episode vii, like it's the next movie in the series, but actually it's literally just a stealth remake of the original movie.

The force is not with this newb. [emoji29]


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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 07, 2016, 01:29:58 PM
like they did with Vacation? an equally important movie.
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on January 07, 2016, 01:33:21 PM
like they did with Vacation? an equally important movie.

I forgot that even came out.
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on January 07, 2016, 01:36:15 PM
they call it a sequel but it's totally a remake
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Post by: EviL~Ryu on January 13, 2016, 03:41:36 AM
New Ghostbusters Reboot Image Shows Off Cast - IGN
https://apple.news/AMnfI3X-WNPaZPhgQVDpbJw

Wow lame [emoji35]


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Post by: EviL~Ryu on February 18, 2016, 10:27:30 AM
Did anyone see new deadpool movie? [emoji1]


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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on March 20, 2016, 12:26:51 PM
The Machinist is a pretty good movie where Bale almost kills himself trying to get skinny as possible.
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Post by: CumSavorer4385 on March 21, 2016, 04:18:32 PM
Dredd is a really underrated modern sci-fi action thing. It has some stupid shit like the music at times but surprisingly smart and well thought out and really good production design. Shame it didn't do better at the box office, looked pretty expensive to make.

edit: oh wow only a $45m budget, that must be why almost the whole movie takes place in the Kowloon Walled City-like
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Post by: tora is a simp bitch for billionaires on April 20, 2016, 07:23:52 PM
movies i can watch over and over again : the big lebowksi