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Server.War2.ru / DUDE

« on: February 18, 2017, 11:28:32 PM »

I was at 4....

OK I Had 6 grunts....
6 of them

Now I look just like... 25 seconds later and there are 5.

I had them standing ground and no one attacked.

His name was George, so named because he liked reading the book "Curious George" as a kid. If this at all has anything to do with his "curious" disappearance, I will be shocked. He is very skilled with a blade and ANYONE that has ANY information regarding my missing unit please send word to the town hall located at 296 45 Grass Avenue GOW

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Server.War2.ru / Journey of a Beginner on the Server

« on: February 07, 2017, 03:25:52 AM »

I was like "Hey man" and everyone ignored me man I was like "Hey" ok? I was like "HEY MAN" AND everyone ignored me ok. I got on this map that people were playing they were like "WHAT IS S9 MAN?" And I was like "COOL MAN YEA I WANT TO PLAY MAN." So it was so cool, after one thousand attempts I got into a game and they said "YOU'RE WATCHING." And I was like "Yea man how do you play without watching man." The people in this server are so dunce; they are so dunce man daft if you like man. THEY ARE DAFT MAN. So I am like moving my peon after building a hall and a few farms to feed the people in the hall and an extra 7 other farms just in case there is a famine man. Store that stuff man. So I am like seeing all the bases of everyone and I am like cool man. But there was dead bodies so I sent some of my peons to pay respect to the dead bodies and they started screaming at me like "He BUILT" "BAN" And I am like man. This was a good deed.

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Server.War2.ru / Warcraft 2 Server Job Interview

« on: January 30, 2017, 09:33:29 PM »

Hello to all, I am holding a job interview for a position unseen, yet greatly craved.
It is of unnatural occurrence that I write, only in that this esteemed position is actually open.
Kindly remit your text below as your mode of application and let me know of your qualifications for this position.
Any words relevant to the position may be included in text; as well as any qualifications you think supersede the ability to transmit your duties for this ideal vacancy.
Any kind words will be ratified and set forth as an inclination to your correspondence of your willingness to obtain this job; and will be considered with great pondering with other qualifications that you may mandate.

The position is titled "High Guardian of Text"

In this position, you will be required to log into War2 Server once every year, and respond to people who necessitate a great degree of correction. Your ideal estimate would be to one that is lacking the ordinance of gentle propriety, and to strictly enforce passages of text to allay or completely bring that person's such focuses to disgrace. Not in humiliation, but in correction will this tone be managed; and you will set forth peace, as is blessed by the bible, and you will obtain status as a designated member of peacemakers that maintain a disciplinary stance and intolerance to disorderly behavior before companies in War2 Server. Your duties will also include playing a few games from time to time, and calling out on people who completely epitomize their game as the skillset of the Tower of Babel, and completely and ornately visit their open declaration of such feats as nothing before the bible, if not maintained in humility and righteousness.

Please provide your application to this position by submitting text below; and receive the qualifications and scrutiny that will most likely bring your position to fulfillment.

Text below please.

Regards,


Alexander

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Server.War2.ru / On the Disgust of the Server

« on: December 04, 2016, 03:21:53 AM »

On the Disgust of the Server

O righteous folk! Of where there is no bounds to righteousness; but all is prolific and perfect! Yet it is not so. The worthwhile
tendencies of logic dictate to the players that they must be arrogant, full of wrath, and therein lies their potential with this game
and with life. Yet the bible is truly bereft if such a thing is so: but does the lack of fornication stand as a principle that is dismal and wrong?
Does the following of tendencies which lead to fruitful reaping rather than destruction prevail?
Certainly a goat would know the way which is right, but would not care so much as to set his foot to dispose himself one way or the other.
For his life is to eat, and to guard against the evil that may come by teeth and misfortune. Set mankind above all the creatures of the world,
and set their tenacity on things to accomplish rather than things to constantly watch out for, and the doom of settlement is abated. Yet the man
goes to and fro with a knife and murders. Or a lustful person goes into a virgin and it is not in marriage. Or a lovely town is in argument and furious consistencies
due to their lack of ambition to know those principles which last forever and ever.
Is it not so that the bible should be kept and not thrown out? And if the bible is so, and the candle is still lighted, which it is -- for it is hard to kick against a cactus; then follow it.

Alex

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General Discussion / ME PLAYING THE PIANO MAN

« on: September 21, 2016, 01:36:46 AM »

THE PIANO MAN IS BACK
WAIT NO!
HE IS NOT BACK!
HE IS HERE!
WOAH MAN! ARE YOU SURE? THE PIANO MAN IS HERE?
THE PIANO MAN IS HERE MAN!
WOAH MAN THAT IS COOL MAN WOAH!
YES!

Below is a video of me playing 9/20/2016 the first original (non-abridged) composition I learned; it was learned when I was in the 4th or 5th grade or so.

BELOW IS THE RUSSIAN COMPOSER BEING PLAYED BY ME

I haven't really practiced this next one, it is Liszt La Campanella ("That Little Bell")
Added lots of reverb. Played 9/20/2016

Alex

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Server.War2.ru / ABOUT THE GAME WAR2

« on: September 04, 2016, 02:21:28 AM »

It is problematic that people venture into this game with nostalgia or openness when they proliferate their vanity and bad mouths as though sheep were created without two legs, and were meant to live their life by walking around bearing their lack of creative purity. It is absent for people to love life, when they go around war 2 like little girls calling people names, and they themselves practice and practice, and watch games, in order to proliferate misconduct justifying that they are the only ones that could have achieved the status of playing ability that is reminiscent of their current game notions.

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Server.War2.ru / A 'War2' Poem

« on: August 19, 2016, 12:54:32 AM »

From a peon, not to be dismissed; from a lone peon, who inherited bliss

O peon who watched other peons secretly steal gold
11 is not 65k anymore so I am told
But counting real still
You can see a peon get its thrill
By taking 5k gold into his mill
And burying it deep -- what is now a high little hill


Explanation of Poem (Added at a later date)
on this map called 'garden of war.pud' there is at 11 (11 o'clock position) a mine that contains 5k (5 thousand) more gold than the other starting mines (11 has 65k; all the other 'starting position mines' contain 60k). The peons in the poem have used this opportunity to steal the 5k without the player noticing, since the player is so used to mining 60k from the other starting mines (11 only has a 1 in 8 chance of being the starting location of the player, ceteris paribus), while supplying themselves with income by hiding the 5k under the lumber mill, which has become so destined for the nefarious project, that it is now a high hill of buried gold.

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General Discussion / Life

« on: August 19, 2016, 12:48:18 AM »

Before you meander through that dreary wood
Know that must be understood
That the bible came for us to see
A more great and abundant life; for you and me.


Alex

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General Discussion / The Piano. Do you know the instrument?

« on: August 19, 2016, 12:43:56 AM »

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General Discussion / Me humbly playing the piano (RECORDING).

« on: August 04, 2016, 09:52:26 PM »

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General Discussion / Videos of me playing piano ALEX

« on: July 30, 2016, 04:09:05 AM »

Sorry recording track cut out on the third one (the Scriabin).

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General Discussion / Me Playing Piano

« on: July 24, 2016, 07:56:33 PM »

This is a beautiful rendition of Scriabin's Etude Number 12 of Opus 8
Hope you find it pleasant.


Me at piano.

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Server.War2.ru / Morality on the Server

« on: July 23, 2016, 05:14:27 AM »

I am so pleased with the morality of the server. Everyone is so kind and gentle, as the walk of one that is blessed in the world.
I have so many arguments to contain, in that the righteous of the earth all seem to abide in server.war2.ru and that the hopeless,
and the destitute, and the fatherless, and the widow would all find good graces therein.

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General Discussion / A Marvel to Behold

« on: April 26, 2016, 12:24:12 AM »

An exposition of the subject must be clear. It must be forthcoming to principles that are good, and right, and proper. Misconduct is something of abuse, where people are neglected or traumatized by an incoherent salvation that doesn't reach their situation or arbitrary existence. It must be concluded therefore that they grasp the principles of logic and honesty; and bring together others to a mutual existence where accord is proper and right, but only in a good strength and moral judgment.


Alex

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Server.War2.ru / A Guide to Moving Peons

« on: April 23, 2016, 10:29:56 PM »

A Guide to Moving Peons.

One has oft wondered, what it is like for my peons which I command to not have the length of understanding to be able to find themselves out of a forest when it is clear land behind them, and foreseeable exits in view? It is because they are beaten so bad in the town hall. The whip comes lashing out on them, and they are treated horrendously.
It is good to view these things... these lack of mental prowess behaviors....
It is good to view them, and understand them.
When a peon does something right, he should be encouraged in the game. You should yell at your monitor "YOU ARE DOING GOOD PEON36." This is key, and right.
It is full of good intent; it is full of non-riotous circumstances which peons despise.
The peons that are notorious for getting lost are often the ones with no family. Consider this when you find yourself guiding your peon through thick grass, and clear plains, when he has ceased to find his maneuvering to the commanded point himself, and attempts to just stand stationary, without your approval.
Likewise when a peon stops in front of the gold mine, or in front of the trees, and ceases to engage in social habits and work, it helps to click on him, and then click rapidly ten times around your base so the peon gets used to following instruction better.


Alex